We’re up to our old tricks: advertising Pure Love!
That’s right, step right up!
Only the Purest, most Selfless Love!
Claim your eternal, infinite portion!
Supplies Unlimited, Unbounded, & Unstoppable!
Of course, the idea’s preposterous!
Pure Love is an eternal, infinite Good that creates, sustains, shines through, and love-lifts all things.
You can’t own it!
But this time, we’re running a public interest ad campaign.
Pure Love Ad Line – Summer 2020
- PL: Eternity is Just the Beginning!
- PL: Yeah, you’ll lose the harem
- PL: Be the Invincible Part
- PL: Yeah, you’ll lose a few palaces
- PL: Spanish Language Ad (para practicar)
We’d be glad if you’d:
Pretend to purchase Pure Love from us (see the main page of this website);
or Buy a Book.
(Titles so far: Superhero Novella, A Readable Reader, First Loves, and First Essays)
a Pure Love T-Shirt (or other memento)
or Greeting Card
from our Zazzle Store.
Tip (Revised), or Tip (Original), or “Tip” (aka: “Buy Pure Love!”),
or perhaps “Tip” after reading a long ad for Pure Love / essay about the evils of advertising [ad/essay also available in A Readable Reader, First Essays, & First Loves (Buy the Books!)].
Or Join our Mailing List!
What are we really up to?
But here’s some Fine Print!
Author: Bartleby Willard
Editor: Amble Whistletown
Copyright: Andrew M. Watson