“Hi, my name’s Gale Illinois.
“I’m from Peoria, Illinois.
“Born here, raised here, married here, and now I’m raising a family of my own
“right here in Peoria.
“I guess you really could say:
“I’m a Peoria girl.
“It’s a nice-sized town: small enough to still possess that friendly, small-town charm;
“but big enough so there’s lots to do on a Saturday night.
“Well, enough to do–anyway!
“I’ve been a teacher here at Thomas Jefferson Primary school for the last fifteen years.
“I like to say, ‘I learn more from them than I teach to them’
“I really do believe that.
“Not that they’re not learning! Don’t get the wrong idea!
“Don’t tell the principal on me!
“But you know what I mean:
“It’s just a real special feeling,
“knowing you’ve played a part in so many young people’s lives.
“My husband and I bought our split-level shag-carpet, basement-leads-to-slab-patio-in-the-backyard home ten years ago, and
“we’ve never looked back!
“I do most of the cooking;
“he does the dishes.
“If you ever sampled his cooking
“Our sons are seven and four.
“They’re the center of our lives
“and they know it!
“But, well, that’s OK, isn’t it?
“I don’t think it spoils them knowing they’re loved.
“I’ve been using Pure Love produced by Pure Love Industries As Captained by the Staggeringly Effective Bartleby Willard for, oh, gosh!: going on twenty years now.
“I use it all throughout the day–whenever I’m feeling a little
“sad, or angry, or jealous, or perturbed–
“anytime I’m not clear in my heart and mind, I take a dose of PLIACBTSEBW Pure Love
“I take a dose of their top quality, value imbued, eternally relevant Pure Love and return to my center, to the Light bright-shining in and through all human beings and that alone knows what really matters and how to actually help.
“How do I know when it’s working?
“I know it’s working when I can honestly look anyone in the eye and care for them as a sacred individual, as Godlight here on earth.
“That’s really how, that’s how I know when it’s working:
“when I believe fully in the interior existence and complete worth of everyone I interact with–or even think of!
“I’m Gale Illinois, and I’m a PLIACBTSEBW Pure Love user.”
That’s Gale’s story. Start yours today:
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