Here’s Some Questions We Get Very Frequently (all the time)

[“Are you for real??
Umm, we have an About page; and a Products page; a Log of our Logbook; and even a Business Statement! So, you know …]

It Doesn’t seem to be working. …
If Pure Love is infinite, do I only need to buy It once?
I know I didn’t pay anything for It, but can I still get a full refund if I’m dissatisfied?
Can you mix Pure Love with alcohol? sex? binging on shows? …
I’m still getting fed up with people. Is that now righteous anger?
If I’m dissatisfied, does that mean It’s not working?
I’m dissatisfied, and that makes me feel guilty. What should I do?
If I give this to the really hot charming interesting special oh so special person that I really really want to have like me back, will that make them love me with an infinite and eternal love forever and ever?

It Doesn’t seem to be working. …
This one is really extended in both the question and the answer.
So we’re made a separate page for it.
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If Pure Love is infinite, do I only need to buy It once?
Yes. In fact, you don’t need to buy Pure Love at all. Pure Love is all there really is. It shines through all these shifting sandstorms. All we need to do is open our hearts and minds and let Pure Love in. I know! It’s hard! It’s hard to be consistent with this! That’s why we sell PL in infinite units and let you order and reorder and reorder and order until you the Light overtakes every bit of your heart and mind, guiding you and me and all of us to a better way of thinking, feeling, acting.
Oh man! That was the idea anyway
Oh boy
Gosh
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I know I didn’t pay anything for It, but can I still get a full refund if I’m dissatisfied?
No! That’s crazy! Come on!
This better be crazy!
It sounds crazy to us.
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Can you mix Pure Love with alcohol? sex? binging on shows? …
We don’t know.
Maybe not.
Maybe these various indulgences will overtake your conscious moment to such a degree that you lose your purchase within the love that understands, accepts, cherishes, and helps all of us relentlessly without fail.
But yeah, it’s hard to keep it sober all day long day after day.
They say meditation and precepts and prayer and calling on the name of the Lord helps.
And starting over from 0; asking for the blessed influences to help you turn away from the same old boring gimme gimme gimme, and towards the freedom to win by helping us all win for real–from the inside out, living in and through and guided by the Love that never fails anyone ever.
That’s the kind of advice people give us; and it seems reasonable enough.
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I’m still getting fed up with people. Is that now righteous anger?
No, sorry.
You may think you’re full of Love/Light/Life-Overflowing, but if you find yourself hating on others, you are more full of yourself (not your real self, but rather the animal hopes and fears that would push you all over the wilderness, ever-desperating for more more more “gimme it I need it come on don’t dare cross me!”) than of the loving kindness that cares for everyone unconditionally and joyfully (your real self, insofar as there is such a thing, which is a Q&A beyond the scope of this joke).
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If I’m dissatisfied, does that mean It’s not working?
Sounds like it’s not working.
Try screaming the Hurt out and then to let the Love surges carefully, gallantly and assuredly in.
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I’m dissatisfied, and that makes me feel guilty. What should I do?
Don’t worry about it feeling guilty!
The bigger concern is that you’ve apparently a very poorly developed ability to interact with Pure Love, and as such you are adrift like a ship with no sailors, an empty husk with no human-ness, a dead-end.
You’ll definitely have to redouble your spiritual efforts!
We suggest you follow the famous two-way push: with all your heart and soul and mind into the Light shining through everything, and simultaneously into the active awareness of this Light shining equally in and through everyone else — which state of shared-affairs makes us all fundamentally equal teammates in this strange journey through life, death, and other loud noises.
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If I give this to the really hot charming interesting special oh so special person that I really really want to have like me back, will that make them love me with an infinite and eternal love forever and ever?
Well, we are all in this together. And at a certain level we all know that. So at — again: a certain level — we all love ourselves, each other, and the Shared Light with infinitely joyful laughing friendship. But,
And this is a big
juicy butt
Er
Rather,
We mean,
a big juicy but:
What you’re requesting is actually romantic love, and that’s way more fickle and way less eternal.
The good news is that your request is a shallow and foolish request, so it’s actually really great that Reality vetos you so sternly.
But yeah, it stings
Ouch!
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Repenting of it all: We’ve exceeded ourselves; we’ve misunderstood the nuances; we’ve lost track of our hearts; we repent; we drop it all and beg for the chance to start from 0.